Virus
Dear Norton Virus Protection;
From a humble customer with very little understanding of the extremely dynamic complications of computer viruses, their violent nature, and the way they wedge themselves throughout the Internet, attacking and infecting unprotected PCs, I come to you with the comfort of knowing you will protect me from their onslaught or relentless attack.
Opps! One got through your defenses.
Oh, as a humble customer with very little understanding of the extremely dynamic complications of computer viruses, their violent nature, and the way they wedge themselves throughout the Internet, attacking and infecting unprotected PCs, I come to with the comfort of knowing you will extract any viruses sneaking past your secure defenses on my PC.
What? Excuse me? After two and one half days of working on my PC, you cannot get rid of the very thing I am paying you for protection? Hmmm…
You failed twice.
Love, Glenn
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Dear Local Computer Guy;
Please help.
Much love;
Glenn
PS: For blog readers: TO BE CONTINUED…
-GS
